Who Needs Smooth When You’ve Got Funny? Try These Pick-Up Lines and Thank Me Later

Ah, pickup lines. The age-old tradition of trying to impress someone with a witty, charming, or downright cheesy one-liner. Whether you’re at a bar, a party, or swiping through dating apps, pickup lines are a time-honored way to break the ice and (hopefully) make a connection. But with so many options out there, how do you choose the perfect pickup line? Fear not, we’ve scoured the internet and put together a list of the very best pickup lines out there. So grab a pen and paper, take notes, and get ready to impress that special someone with your newfound charm.

“From classic favorites to modern-day quips, our list of the best pickup lines is sure to have something for everyone. Whether you’re looking to make your crush laugh or melt their heart, we’ve got you covered. And who knows? With a little bit of luck (and some smooth delivery), you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a phone number or two. So without further ado, let’s dive into our list of the best pickup lines. Warning: use at your own risk!


90 pick-Up Lines:

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  2. Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped something—my jaw.
  3. Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  4. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  6. Your legs are not my kids but I’ll raise them
  7. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  8. Can I follow you where you go? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  9. You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
  10. You must be a thief because you just stole my heart.
  11. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  12. Excuse me, do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  13. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  14. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  15. Excuse me, but can you tell me what time it is? I need to remember the exact moment I met the love of my life.
  16. oops, I accidentally slipped into your DM
  17. I must be lost because heaven is a long way from here.
  18. Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  19. Excuse me, miss, but can I have a moment of your time? I promise I’ll give it back with interest.
  20. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  21. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  22. You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
  23. I must be lost because I keep finding myself getting lost in your eyes.
  24. I was wondering if you could help me. I’m trying to find my way into your heart.
  25. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just hurt myself falling for you.
  26. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  27. Excuse me, miss, but can I have a moment of your time? I promise I’ll return it with interest.
  28. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
  29. Excuse me, miss, but are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you
  1. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  3. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  4. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  5. You must be a beaver, because daaaaaaaaam.
  6. are you chick-fil-a bc i would love for you to be inside me
  7. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  8. Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped something – my heart.
  9. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  10. Are you from Tennessee ’cause you’re the only 10 I see
  11. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
  12. They call me Arsenal, I start on top but finish second
  13. I’m not a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true.
  14. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  15. U the most beautiful woman in the world because I don’t have passport
  16. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  17. I’m not a mathematician, but I think we’re a perfect equation.
  18. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  19. Can I have your picture so I can show my mom what my future girlfriend looks like?
  20. Are you a wifi signal? Because I feel a strong connection.
  21. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call heaven because I found an angel.
  22. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  23. Can I have your name so I know what to scream tonight?
  24. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  25. Can I follow you where you go so I can learn how to be as awesome as you?
  26. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  27. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  28. It must be nice being your coffee mug that gets fresh kisses from you each morning
  29. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  30. Are you an angel? Because you’ve got a halo around my heart.
  31. Do you have a magnet in your pocket? Because I’m attracted to you.
  32. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  33. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  34. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  35. Your smile must be a black hole because I’m falling into it.
  36. Are you an angel? Because you just saved me from a life without you.
  37. Excuse me, do you have the time? I need to remember the exact moment I met the love of my life.
  38. I must be a shooting star because I’m falling for you fast and hard.
  39. Excuse me, but I think you’re sitting on my future.
  40. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  41. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
  42. Sorry for the intrusion, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
  43. Is it just me, or do we have some kind of chemistry here?
  44. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  45. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  46. You’re like a dictionary: you add meaning to my life.
  47. I’m not saying you’re the best catch out there, but I think I’ve just caught feelings for you.
  48. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  49. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  50. Do you believe in love at first swipe?
  51. I’m not saying you’re the best catch out there, but I think I’ve just caught feelings for you.
  52. Excuse me, can you help me? I’m not sure where to find the love of my life.
  53. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

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